I'm thinking of the moment when the Birdwatcher loses the Girl for good. We should use the polite but efficient language of the internet/e-mail. It's kind of devastating. For example:
- Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com
- I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following.
- This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
- 216.183.98.8 does not like recipient.
- Remote host said: 511 cude_nsu sorry, no mailbox here by that name.
- Giving up on 216.183.98.8
- This Profile No Longer Exists
- This program has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
- Blue Screen of Death
Other ideas?
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