RESIDENT: You know, you gotta watch out around here--time might pass you by and you wouldn't know it.
STRANGER: What do you mean by that?
R: I'm just saying.
S: Thanks for the advice.
R: Those sure are some pretty shoes.
S: My shoes?
R: Yes, the ones you are wearing right now. A lot of people around here would like those shoes.
S: They're not for sale.
R: Who said anything about buying them?
S: (stunned silence)
R + 3 ladies: Everything is for sale.
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